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"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius

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  • lebornaciar:

    gods for the modern agebaron samedi

    laugh in the face of death. treat life like a carnival—chase girls, smoke cigars, drink yourself blind, and never pass up the chance for a dirty joke. keep the dead in the ground and the dying from harm’s reach. save lives, lift curses, hand out favours and come back to collect—and smile, smile as you dig the graves of those who wrong you.

    (via algrenion)

    crown-of-weeds:

    crown-of-weeds:

    Call Me Maybe, with a full orchestra and classical choir.

    It starts out as a very solem joke, and then it becomes bright and beautiful and joyful.

    HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS???

    (Source: into-the-weeds, via eatmyposey)

    iamtonysexual:

    bestnatesmithever:

    zerostatereflex:

    Tangible Media

    MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

    "Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

    handjobs of the future

    HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

    THIS IS THE KIND OF CRAZY COOL-ASS SHIT THAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

    LIKE

    IN THOSE MOVIES AND GAMES AND SHIT WHERE PEOPLE HAVE THOSE CRAZY HIGH-TECH TABLES AND SUCH WHERE THEY MANIPULATE DATA AND VIRTUAL OBJECTS AND STUFF WITH THE WAVE OF A HAND AND SHIT

    EVERY TIME I’M LIKE “…i want one”

    AND WE’RE GETTING THERE

    (via ironicdesigner)

    delicious-mindmush:

    fyeahveganlife:

    nogburger:

    voiceofnature:

    The Water Deer (Hydropotes inermis), also known as the vampire deer, is a small deer with big fangs but no antlers. The fangs are used for fighting other males and to attract females.

    THIS IS THE GOOFIEST-LOOKING DEER IVE EVER SEEN IM LAUGHING SO HARD THANK YOU NATURE

    NATURE

    WHAT THE HELL

    (Source: charliejane88, via requiodile)

    ericscissorhands:

    "Creepy girls you’re just my style, blood red lipstick you don’t smile, falling victim to your fantasy - damn, i love that you’re so creepy.”(X)

    hamburgerprince:

    roboboners:

    beepony:

    alicia-mb:

    Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

    Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

    Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

    magikarp tho

    you mustve had a REALLY happy memory to conjure a blue whale

    I WANT MY PATRONUS TO BE A DEMENTOR

    (via nudityandnerdery)

    plaidandredlipstick:

    the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

    (via halfhardtorock)

    “I should have brought my knitting”

    —   Me (whenever I don’t have my knitting)

    (Source: hotdogsfortina)

    crow9karasu:

    kuroshitsuji-book of circus- and 2pm works collaboration

    1st model- Sebastian Michaelis

    2nd model- Ciel Phantomhive

    3rd model- Grell Sutcliff

    link:

    http://www.super-groupies.com/feature/detail.php?id=64

    (via nudityandnerdery)

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

The North isn’t the only one who remembers.

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    xbean:

    ablogfortwolovers:

    WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

    Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    The North isn’t the only one who remembers.

    (via thecliffordshow)

    *ponders the merits of making her first hand-knit sweater Captain America in theme*

    (Source: semadcrafter)

    animationfanatic:

    I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons

    Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…

    Hiccup:

    Hiccup:…

    Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it

    (via jabberwockypie)

    (Source: raincoyote, via emilianadarling)

    hcandersen:

    fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

    (via emilianadarling)