Bitch, please.

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

The character thousands of fangirls across the country are obsessed with? 

Probably an axe murderer.

What I love most about this isn’t the intrinsic loathing of the awkwardly perfect character he plays, it’s the understanding that Edwards awkward perfection can ONLY BE HIDING SOMETHING AWFUL. And not awful like “woe is my I’m a sparkly vampire doomed to walk the earth forever”, but like…something truly messed up. 

God I love this man. 

(Source: drawde-c, via tonyystark)

1 month ago

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    ^ and that’s why I love him

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    I love you everytime you open your mouth.

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